A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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