I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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