Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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