btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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