Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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