Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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