She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Alive.
So much puke
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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