they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Randomize
