Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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