pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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