i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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