i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize