Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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