so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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