Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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