Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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