Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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