We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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