just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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