wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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