I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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