You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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