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Non-Jews are for practice

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Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name

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(647): View more from Ontario

Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.

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(815): View more from Illinois

He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick

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