I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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