Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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