Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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