No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
