ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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