Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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