I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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