No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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