im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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