Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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