5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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