S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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