paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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