Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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