I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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