can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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