I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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