I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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