it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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