Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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