We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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