i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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