I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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