dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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