ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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