Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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