names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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