Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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