I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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