**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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