btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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