thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I have fence marks all over my body
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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