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(818): View more from California

I hate you but I'm not in hate with you

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.

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(845): View more from New York

Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy

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(207): View more from Maine

Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.

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(253): View more from Washington

Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.

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(541): View more from Oregon

My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic

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