FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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