with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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