You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
