So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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